(Scene begins with 罗老师, Jeremy, in front of the three desks. Two of the desks are filled with the private Chinese students, Emma and Jordan)
(bell rings)
Jeremy: 上课， 起立。 同学们好。
Emma and Jordan: 罗老师好
Jeremy：请坐，今天...
(Rob runs into the room)
Rob: 对不起，对不起。(Jeremy motions for Rob to come to the front)
Jeremy: Emma 和 Jordan 我介绍一下， 这是你们的新同学. Rob，你给他们介绍你。
Rob: (Emma and Jordan become more interested and vocal as Rob speaks) 我姓 Weed。 我叫 Rob Weed。我家有六个人，我爸爸， 我妈妈， 一个哥哥，一个姐姐，一个妹妹，和我。 我是美国人，可是我喜欢中国反。
Emma aside to Jordan: Rob 很帅。
Rob: 我喜欢跳舞，听音乐，还喜欢看电影。我想一个漂亮的女朋 友。(Winks as he says it)
Emma and Jordan (back and forth): 我 / 我 / 我 (Getting louder each time)
Jeremy: (claps hands to get attention) Shhhh, (notions for Rob to sit down) 快快快. (Rob slows down and looks confused) 你错了 (Rob stops and Jeremy slows down his speech) 快...快...快。
(Emma and Jordan exchange dirty gestures and looks expressing "He's mine")
(Jeremy ignores the girls and continues on with the day's lesson)：今天，我要给你们考试。 (all the students sigh and make complaining noises) (Jeremy claps hands again with a little more anger to get attention) 我要给你们考试，不行吗？ (Said in a sarcastic angry tone)
Emma and Jordan: (Said reluctant that Rob is oblivious to 罗老师 style of teaching) 行，我喜欢考试。
Jordan: (Aside to Rob, but loudly) 罗老师 (gestures the sign for crazy)
Jeremy: (warning Jordan)(before that review) 第六课，对话一。 听，听，听！ 有什么错。 喂，请问，王老师在吗？ 这是他。 您是哪位？ 学生，您好。 我是李友。有什么错？ (Coughs, trying to give a hint) 两个。
Rob: (raises hand and is choosen) 老师，您好。我是李友。
(Jeremy gestures asking what else)(Rob gives a shrug saying I dont' know)(Jeremy acts out the sentence that is worng by interpreting a phone call and he keeps repeating 这是他 until Emma raises her hand)
Emma: 我就是。
Jeremy: 对。第六课，对话一。喂， 请问， 王老师在吗？ (indicates to repeat dialogue back and forth with him)
Class: 我就是。您是哪位？
Jeremy: 老师，您好。我是李友。
Class: 李友，你好，有事吗？
Jeremy: 老师，今天下午您有时间吗？我想问您几个问题。
Class: 对不起，今天下午我要开会。
Jeremy: 明天呢？
Class: 明天上午我有两节课，下午三点钟要给二年级考试。
Jeremy: 您什么时候有空？
Class: 明天四点以后才有空。
Jeremy: 要是您方便，四点半我到您的办公室去，行吗？
Class: 四点半，没问题。我在办公室等你。
Jeremy: 谢谢您。
Class: 不客气。
Jeremy: 有没有问题？
Jordan: (Speaking for everyone): 没问题。
Jeremy：好,开始!
(Jeremy hands out the test to the students and he goes back to his desk, the students spend about 10 seconds working on their tests but then Emma and Jordan both get sidetracked on Rob)
始 (shǐ) - to begin or start
(Scene begins with 罗老师, Jeremy, in front of the three desks. Two of the desks are filled with the private Chinese students, Emma and Jordan)
(bell rings)
Jeremy: 上课， 起立。 同学们好。
Emma and Jordan: 罗老师好
Jeremy：请坐，今天...
(Rob runs into the room)
Rob: 对不起，对不起。(Jeremy motions for Rob to come to the front)
Jeremy: Emma 和 Jordan 我介绍一下， 这是你们的新同学. Rob，你给他们介绍你。
Rob: (Emma and Jordan become more interested and vocal as Rob speaks) 我姓 Weed。 我叫 Rob Weed。我家有六个人，我爸爸， 我妈妈， 一个哥哥，一个姐姐，一个妹妹，和我。 我是美国人，可是我喜欢中国反。
Emma aside to Jordan: Rob 很帅。
Rob: 我喜欢跳舞，听音乐，还喜欢看电影。我想一个漂亮的女朋 友。(Winks as he says it)
Emma and Jordan (back and forth): 我 / 我 / 我 (Getting louder each time)
Jeremy: (claps hands to get attention) Shhhh, (notions for Rob to sit down) 快快快. (Rob slows down and looks confused) 你错了 (Rob stops and Jeremy slows down his speech) 快...快...快。
(Emma and Jordan exchange dirty gestures and looks expressing "He's mine")
(Jeremy ignores the girls and continues on with the day's lesson)：今天，我要给你们考试。 (all the students sigh and make complaining noises) (Jeremy claps hands again with a little more anger to get attention) 我要给你们考试，不行吗？ (Said in a sarcastic angry tone)
Emma and Jordan: (Said reluctant that Rob is oblivious to 罗老师 style of teaching) 行，我喜欢考试。
Jordan: (Aside to Rob, but loudly) 罗老师 (gestures the sign for crazy)
Jeremy: (warning Jordan)(before that review) 第六课，对话一。 听，听，听！ 有什么错。 喂，请问，王老师在吗？ 这是他。 您是哪位？ 学生，您好。 我是李友。有什么错？ (Coughs, trying to give a hint) 两个。
Rob: (raises hand and is choosen) 老师，您好。我是李友。
(Jeremy gestures asking what else)(Rob gives a shrug saying I dont' know)(Jeremy acts out the sentence that is worng by interpreting a phone call and he keeps repeating 这是他 until Emma raises her hand)
Emma: 我就是。
Jeremy: 对。第六课，对话一。喂， 请问， 王老师在吗？ (indicates to repeat dialogue back and forth with him)
Class: 我就是。您是哪位？
Jeremy: 老师，您好。我是李友。
Class: 李友，你好，有事吗？
Jeremy: 老师，今天下午您有时间吗？我想问您几个问题。
Class: 对不起，今天下午我要开会。
Jeremy: 明天呢？
Class: 明天上午我有两节课，下午三点钟要给二年级考试。
Jeremy: 您什么时候有空？
Class: 明天四点以后才有空。
Jeremy: 要是您方便，四点半我到您的办公室去，行吗？
Class: 四点半，没问题。我在办公室等你。
Jeremy: 谢谢您。
Class: 不客气。
Jeremy: 有没有问题？
Jordan: (Speaking for everyone): 没问题。
Jeremy：好,开始!
(Jeremy hands out the test to the students and he goes back to his desk, the students spend about 10 seconds working on their tests but then Emma and Jordan both get sidetracked on Rob)
Jordan: 你好 Rob, 我叫 Jordan, 认识你很高兴...(Emma cuts in)
(The conversation is getting progressively louder)
Emma: 我叫 Emma, 我很高兴认识你。你常常看电影吗？
Rob: 我常常看电影。
Jordan: 今天晚上你忙不忙？
Rob: 我不忙。
(Emma gets the first word in right before Jordan)
Emma: 我请你看电影，好不好？
Jordan: 我请你吃饭，看电影，好吗？
Rob: Uhh...我喜欢你们两个，可是...
Emma and Jordan (back and forth): 我 / 我 / 我
(Jeremy slams on the desk to get them to be quiet and is veyr loud and intense)
Jeremy: 你们想要零分吗？只有五分钟.
(The students ignore their teacher and go on tugging on Rob back and forth, Rob finally makes a decision)
Rob: 你们都很漂亮，可是我喜欢 Jordan.
(Jordan and Rob leave the class together and Emma chases after Rob saying)
Emma: Rob 先生， ROB!
(Jeremy is in the classroom by himself shaking head in disgust as he goes over their quizzes and obviously wirtes big 0's on their papers and says)
Jeremy: 我不喜欢考试. 这些美国学生.
(End scene)